You Might Be A Mom If...  You reserve the hashtag #worstdayever for when your kid doesn't nap.  Car crash?  Puh-lease.  #firstworldproblems You wear snot, spit-up, and drool with dignity because, well, you have no other choice. You sacrifice hundreds of dollars in makeup a year to the groping, clumsy hands of your toddler just so [...]